He don’t protecc
But most importantly
He will bite off you a##
“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”
Me: *dips my pinky toe in the water*
Piranha from the other side of the map: “this is what a like to call a pro gamer move”.
*you now have 1 pinky toe*
Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark
Just kill this shitty creature
Me:Oh look, I is thirsty, I get yummy water drink, oh hello fishy!
wait, oh crap no! Plz noooo!
game: you got killed by 600 megapirahns from out of frickin nowhere…
Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river
Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms
Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move
These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water
Me.I can problem skip one day of feeding my Fish
My [email protected]:/ you I’m eat ur a$$
Me sure u stupid fish
Me: *dips the end of my toe into the water*
Piranha halfway across the map: Your free trial of keeping your feet has ended!