Me: Oh a little fish I will try and catch it for fish meat!
Fish: oh no no no no
Me: uh that gosh looks creepy maybe I should....*dies*
Game: Thirsty. Starting to feel parchedx
Me: m’kay lemme get in the water.
Game: you were killed by megapirahna lvl 165.
Me: you frickin told me to do that game!!!
Me: fine imma get get stuff now
Game: Thirsty. Starting to feel parched.
Also Me: AAAAHAAHAHAHAHAH
“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”
Me: hey spino
Spino: sup, imma eat u now
game: u were killed by a butt-ton of piranhas
Me: Oh, this makes much more sense now!
Me:Oh look, I is thirsty, I get yummy water drink, oh hello fishy!
wait, oh crap no! Plz noooo!
game: you got killed by 600 megapirahns from out of frickin nowhere…
Just kill this shitty creature
Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark
He don’t protecc
But most importantly
He will bite off you a##
Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river
Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms
Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move
These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water