Just kill this shitty creature

“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”

Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark

Me: *dips the end of my toe into the water*

Piranha halfway across the map: Your free trial of keeping your feet has ended!

Me: sees phorranna

Me: Alexa, please kill that phirrana

Alexa: Suits up with Tek armor and Tek sword

Game: Alexa was killed by phirrana level 1000999999999.

Me: I really need some vitamin N. (No)

Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river

Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms

Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move

These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water

Uh oh guys look out, Magikarp took a hefty dose of steroids.

That darn goldfish will eat you and your friends (preferably you want him to eat your friends.)

That darn goldfish will eat you and your friends (preferably you want him to eat your friends.)