Me: Megan will u marry m- Megan was killed by a pirhanna lv 10
Me: darn that’s the second time it happened this week
*Old man*: Stupid dog you made me look bad!
*takes off mask* *becomes mega piranha*
Dog:😱😱😱 I’m dead
“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”
Just kill this shitty creature
Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark
this little dorito finger frick killed my 217 bronto after i SLIGHTLY edge it into the water..
Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river
Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms
Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move
So, I just tamed a Giga, and to congratulate myself I went for a swim. These ended my swim short.
These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water
Me: *dips the end of my toe into the water*
Piranha halfway across the map: Your free trial of keeping your feet has ended!