I found a lvl 145 event Phoenix during a super heat and decided I wanted to tame it so I waited for the super heat to stop and set up my trap. Little did I know it would take another 27 hours for a super heat to come again never again am I taming a Phoenix screw you ark.

Ark can u not make this a passive tame just add like fire crystals in the game for them it's a flaming bird I DONT EANT IT TO BE AWAKE ITS GONNA SET ME ON FIRE BRUH

OoF you says the phoenix when you find it's nest

Ok there was this time I was playing ark I had tamed a phoenix and when I rode it the game said I was cold so I say I am on a birb made of goddamn fire what the hell. The End

ATTENTION FANS: I HAVE SET UP A HEADQUARTERS IN GREEN DUE SECTION! GO THERE FOR UPDATES AND MAYBE EARLY RELEASE CHAPTERS!

Swamp Guy

Thanks to everyone for the support on Twisted Sands! I’m seeing so many more likes since yesterday where all my chapters were at like -2!

Swamp Guy

I like Syntac I think he is the best tamer.

Dude I ran into one once when I first started playing and thought it was normal

Oh nvm, I think I know.

— Ryukenmaxximus (Ry).

The Burning Simulation

4 phoenixes

Pyro

Flame

Sun

Glow

Pyro:So This is the genesis simulation?

Glow:I guess so

Where are we? Flame:We appear to be in a volcano area, home sweet home

In the system root:

I, Edmund Rockwell have taken over the simulation!

And there’s 4 phoenixes?

Oh well what could some pigeons do?

(What he didn’t know, a whole lot)

Tales of the Dodo Legion

The war begins.

I was thinking of starting from the beginning, of the raids and the Theris and how hard it was to get on our feet, but I wanted to start at the exciting part. We are the Dodo Legion. The fanfictioner tribe on the mobile server Leech. We had lost many tames, notably an allo named Mean Kidd, but we had plenty of tames left. We were allied with the Tribe of Deino on Herbivore island. But disaster struck.

The tribe logs said that one of us killed the Deino’s bronto. We didn’t. I had logged off after being killed by allos in the north, and when I got onto the discord, DTG told me what happened.

The Deinos had broken the alliance. They were now our enemies. Unfortunately, our new saber and allo had been killed by kapros and sarcos on the way back to our base, but we had to raid them. They were enemies now, on our turf.

DTG led a solo raid with our bronto, House Removal. Their base was destroyed, their tames killed. House Removal was sadly killed during the battle, but we drove our enemies off the island, taking their items. But it wasn’t over. Shortly after, they attacked and wiped Lamprey’s base near Far’s Peak, which we had been using as an outpost. They killed our new galli, and me, while I was offline there. The war has begun, and we are planning our next strike!

~Swamp Guy

I hoped you liked this! This is a true story and the events described happened earlier today. I will post new chapters as the war continues!

Who’s downvoting twisted sands?

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Sorry I’ve been so inactive lately, I promise there’s gonna be some more chapters soon!

Swamp Guy

My stories here aren’t showing up, does anyone else see them?

Swamp Guy

I haven’t read any of your stories yet, can you tell me where to find them please? (I know that it is in kapro, quetz and megapithecus.)

-Lamprey

Me is me like me and is very me

Here’s a thing that doesn’t have anything to do with The twisted sands

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New fanfic in Basilisk

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The Twisted Sands- Chapter 4

Haphis looked around. Where was he? He didn’t see his army anywhere. What he did see was a Deathworm coming out of the ground.

“Commander Haphis, wake up!” A soldier shook him. “There’s a group of people coming for our camp.”

Haphis looked out the window of the small Adobe base. Three Wyverns, two Thorny Dragons, three kapros-

Haphis didn’t have to count. He knew who these people were.

“We know you’re in here!” Chiron yelled.“Get out and face us!”

Haphis thought silently for a minute. He pressed a button.

Ten Rock Golems came running at them from out of nowhere. Hurling boulders, smashing everything. Kai yelled something before a Boulder knocked him off his Wyvern, but no one heard him.

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Arciro jumped as the Defense Units appeared out of the darkness. He and his Parasaur were no match for the robots. He had nowhere to run.

Suddenly, spikes flew into the defense units. Hundreds of small spikes.

The shooters were frilled raptor things. Arciro had seen one before, on the edge of the Desert Dome.

“Where’s our thanks?!” One of the riders laughed. They all wore Tek armor, completely obscuring their faces.

“Uh...thanks.” Arciro said.

“I don’t trust these guys.” Whispered Sanko. Sanko was the HomoDeus, the ascended being in Arciro’s mind who had resurrected him on earth.

“Quiet, you. They saved me, so I trust them.” Arciro thought.

“Fine.” Said Sanko. “That’s just fine.”

Arciro had a bit more protection, at least. But his saviors did seem a bit...strange.

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Sean rubbed his head. “You mean the Aberration Cave?” He asked the man.

“No.” He replied. “I’ve heard stories of a place like that in another ARK. I think it was called Valguero.”

“That’s where I’m from.” Sean chuckled.

“This is true aberration.”

“I see.”

“Shut up.” The man whispered.

“What?”

The man pointed to a three pronged plant sticking out of the ground. They were in some sort of device, like the one in the Valguero cave.

“That’s just a plant.” Sean was confused.

“You obviously have a lot to learn.” The man threw a dodo at the plant. Except it wasn’t a plant.

A massive snake burst out of the ground, attacking with balls of posion-and a three pronged tail.

“This is a Basilisk.”

“I see.”

“Well, let me teach you a few more things about the caverns.”

Footnote by Swamp Guy: I will be starting a new story in Basilisk. It’ll be called “Dark Extinction.” It’ll cover Arciro and Sean’s separate adventures. Happy Reading :p