What are some funny jokes or stories about the phoenix? Funny phoenix jokes submitted by ARK players.
The living industrial cooker!
(Its DenDadutch)...here we go ez tame i watch nooblets now let- *dies by a phonix spawned outta no where*
This bird is on fire this bird is on fire pssst lava is a candle to this
Me pn Ark Mobile,
Am I missing out on some cool stufffffff?
My wyvern is like a Phoenix
Me “Come down zuko”
Wyvern: (let’s just not land and let the Rex eat him)
The best way to tame this is with torch
U have to tolerant with yourself too
U can die many times
But legends never fail
Ark is rigged cuz this darn bird is fire and I take it into a volcano to find heat and nothin happened but the snowflake turning into an ice cube
I wanna cook bbq chicken on this lmao
Where it live? Pls tell me
More words
A giant eagle in the oven for 24 hours
Looks like my mom when she gets angry
A Phoenix deveria ser mais fácil pra domésticar
Hot hot hot hot hot HOT HOT HOT 🔥
Do Phoenixs work under water
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Real men use a tiny little match
Why use a torch when you have a light bulb you can ride on
My nam jeff.
Man is it just hot here or me standing next to you?
If it has a saddle it will burn you ass till its cooked
I always wondered why it lived in scorched earth, but I think I understand now. He scorched it.
— plastic bag