Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.

Me: Hold my beer.

If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.

Real men use a torch.

If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth

You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.

Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these

ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W

me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire

You think when they die they should turn into babies!

The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse

Did hedwig go to close to sun,or did harry teleport him into ark?

-Dog

The Phoenix can only be tamed by building a shrine filled with thickbait to appease the Phoenix only then can you command this majestic bird.