Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the phoenix? Funny phoenix jokes submitted by ARK players.
How the heck do you ride it without getter burned?
Me:Hey you want a fire brid that poops pearls friend:What's wrong with youMe:Lets get a list and find out!!
Phenoex|I'm so lit I can go in the lava
ARK|you're hot find somewhere warm
Phenoex|oh crap
ARK|you're ingerd you are going to die
Phenoex|noooooooo my flamy body
This is my little pumpkin friend he likes to go on walks he doesnโt really do anything and doesnโt really talk then when he got all those likes he got another text say it was November so when November comes around my little pumpkin friend will die
Do not just run up to one and try and jump on it
then try again for an hour.
-Phoenix puffin89
After the heat event the phoenix burns tk ashes
Can be trapped by a bear trap but not a large bear trap
I never knew my name would be in this-
Y o u a r e fr ee z ing go f ind war m s p ot
Me: I a m s I t t I ng o n f I r e
Wait a minute can I not just get it by flying my Argy through the Wyvern trench
Uh oh looks like mom burnt dinner again
The story of a phoenix: once a argy was flying around but then a heat wave came and set him on fire. ๐ง .But it survived .It became a beautiful fire bird called a phoenix.
So if big fire birdy got dirty and needs a bath, he goes to water. ๐ฅบ Did he just smoke a lot ๐คฏ or is that birdy Suicide๐ต???? ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
Theese are HUGE birds.
Tame them for Phoenix nuggets.
Soooo you burn the the thing half to death... Yeah that's pretty passive๐
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(Its DenDadutch)...here we go ez tame i watch nooblets now let- *dies by a phonix spawned outta no where*
The living industrial cooker!
This bird is on fire this bird is on fire pssst lava is a candle to this
Dont try to net gun them it doesn't work. We tried sadly failed Me and my boy Grizz.