Were did my Phoenix go oh wait it keeps going to its son
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
Bird:ahhhhhhhh I’m on fire and everybody else:Ohhhha Phoenix the bird:I’m not a Phoenix ahhhhhhhhh
Basically a chicken nugget
Real men use a torch.
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.
You smell that? Thats the smell of alive chicken nuggets.
Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire