What are some funny jokes or stories about the phoenix? Funny phoenix jokes submitted by ARK players.
I just wanna ask why is there a freezing cold cave in a BURNING map
Ps its a artifact cave
Anyone else thinks this needs the dive bomb feature like griffins
You: I forcedtame the dragon
Wild Phoenix: kills your dragon easily
Tbh just paint an argie yellow/orange and set it on fire, alot easyer to get
I just noticed that in the dossier for these things it says they aren't rideable
How to tame everything SHOOT IT!!! What is this logic??
KFFC
Kentucky flying fire chicken
How mad would you be if game devs added a new update and now if your Phoenix gets wet say hello to your new micro raptor!
There’s a magical pheonix flying through the sky
Shoot it down
(Shoots for arrow)
Kids use flaming hot Cheetos or talkis they works sooo good
Ah what a beautiful day,phoenix;excuse me?!
Five minutes later hey where is my base and phoenix says gone reduced to ashes
*cough cough* non-violent, you say? That looks pretty violent to me!
My goodness It’s a FRICKIN BIRB OF 🔥 WHAT HAVE THE GODS GIVEN US
After your first Phoenix ride you will automatically suffer from BAS, also known as "Burned Ads Syndrome" therefore not using a saddle and/or a heat protection suit.
Am I the only one who cringes whenever I mount this thing bareback? Like it feels like this bad boy would singe its rider's ass?
Never thro a cryo pod at a Pheonix because they melt the cryopod and the dinosaur
I was taming one on a boosted server with a 700% flamethrower; long story short it tamed and I did not realize and killed it. WATCH FOR IT TO TAME
Phoenix: I live in Harry Potter me:waaaaaat?
Broodmother=aragog
Phoenix=fawks
Basilisk=basilisk
lol
One things for sure-he doesn’t like basilisks