There’s a magical pheonix flying through the sky
Shoot it down
(Shoots for arrow)
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
Real men use a torch.
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.
Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire
You think when they die they should turn into babies!
The taming is passive?! How is shooting it with flame arrows is passive.
Real men use a lighter to tame...