One things for sure-he doesn’t like basilisks
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
I showed my friend my Phoenix and he was like NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Real men use a torch.
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
Flew into one of these on my quetzal. peed my pants. It was more or so TWELVE
I hate these
You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.
Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire
We’re magic and fire
As we’re Worcestershire
We’re a endless flame
You can tame
We’re soon consumed
Rose by flame
Born from ashes
Forged for hatchets
You think when they die they should turn into babies!