Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.

Me: Hold my beer.

Why is the phoenix considered a passive tame if you flame it up with 3000 degree fire from flamethrowers

Real men use a torch.

If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.

If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth

You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.

Ah what a beautiful day,phoenix;excuse me?!

Five minutes later hey where is my base and phoenix says gone reduced to ashes

Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these

ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W

me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire

You think when they die they should turn into babies!

The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse