Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.

Me: Hold my beer.

Phoenix and fire wyvern:*vibin*
Argie:how are you guys-
Phoenix and fire wyvern: ITS LIT🔥🔥
Argie:😳

Real men use a torch.

You think when they die they should turn into babies!

Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire

I like how dododex said that this is a non-violent tame even though you need to shoot fire arrows at it.

If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.

If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth

You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.

This is a VERY non-violent tame. Simply walk up to it with your journeyman flamethrower, then die several times.