Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.

Me: Hold my beer.

If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.

Real men use a torch.

If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth

This is my favorite creature

I need a longer tip?..

Breathing is overrated

You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.

Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these

ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W

me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire

You think when they die they should turn into babies!

The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse

🎶🎵I want to have a phoenix so bad that I will be soooo saaadddd if I never have a phoenix!🎶🎵

Roses are red

Violets Are blue

You are cold

And should find warmth soon.