Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.

Me: Hold my beer.

Real men use a torch.

If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.

If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth

Me: is literally sitting on a bird of fire This game: Y O U R C O L D, S E E K W A R M T H P L Z