Me* on a Phoenix
Ark*you cold seek warm weather now
How the heck do you ride it without getter burned?
Real men use a lighter to tame...
The taming is passive?! How is shooting it with flame arrows is passive.
Dodo im the best bird
Tapejara no im the best bird
Phoenix im the best bird
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
Real men use a torch.
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire