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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
I just ran into 2 I was getting a drop cause I had my tames uploaded in cryopods so as I get my rex out and turn around to run I fall between rock(and if you play ark you know all about getting stuck between rocks) and got stuck 1 pego stole my pick and the other stole my cryo with my rex so I was f**ked I been searching for about an hour and I never wanted to see a pego so bad
Human: *gets ascendant boots*
Pego: “gimme yo shoes nigga”
Human: *Strongly Refuses*
Pego: “boi you finna get Fd up if you dont gimme them shoes”
Human: *punches pego*
Pego: “THATS IT, ANY LAST WORDS TO YO MAMMA”
Human: “FINE JUST TAKE THE DAMN SHOES”
Pego: “NAH GIMME ALL YOU GOT”
Human “HELL NAH”
Pego: “WHY U-“ *calls in his homies*
Pego: “LETS GET HIM”
Hooman has left the game
Pego; “we got him bois”