Here’s a story for you.

Before I played ARK I played ARK mobile, there are no Pegos on mobile, so often complained about how duke it was with no Pegos.

When I finally got ARK I ran into one of them, I was kind of exited as this proved it wasn’t dull any more... but

That excitement left when he stole my food!!!

If this thing steals one more crossbow I’m getting the shotgun out

Me:*sees pego*

Me:AWWWWWW!!! Arn't you a cutie

Pego:I AM BEING NOM NOMMED ON!!!HELP ME!!!

Pego:*TAKES MY TEK ARMOR*

Pego:thanks

Game:you've been robed

Me:HEY WAI... WHAT THE HELL

Pego:*kills Rex,raptor, alpha raptor, alpha Rex, carno and alpha carno trying to kill it*

Pego:thanks

Me:GRRRRR RRRRRRRR COME BACK HERE YOU LIL

Pego:*takes rocket launcher*

Pego:OOOH!!! a rocket launcher hello again

Pego:OOOOOOPS,BYE BYE STUPRIDE MAN A SAUR!!!

Pego:*shoots rocket at me*

Game:you were lvl 9999999999999999999 and killed by lvl 1 pego

Me:WHAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEE HELLLLLLLLL O EEE CO GRR AAAAAH!! I WILL GET U SIX BILLIONED YEARS LATER!!!

Moral:kill pegos

No my pike I will kill you (10 seconds later) I have kill like ten of them

He stole my girl, becareful you might be next.and now I'm with palmela again

When You get in Jungle,killing one of these,2 other ones are coming to steal hide and meat You just optained...

This is the circle of life!

To knock it out you simply call it ugly and it will instantly ecome yoir friend

Somehow I accidentally punched a pego and he instantly tamed .

Human: *gets ascendant boots*

Pego: “gimme yo shoes nigga”

Human: *Strongly Refuses*

Pego: “boi you finna get Fd up if you dont gimme them shoes”

Human: *punches pego*

Pego: “THATS IT, ANY LAST WORDS TO YO MAMMA”

Human: “FINE JUST TAKE THE DAMN SHOES”

Pego: “NAH GIMME ALL YOU GOT”

Human “HELL NAH”

Pego: “WHY U-“ *calls in his homies*

Pego: “LETS GET HIM”

Hooman has left the game

Pego; “we got him bois”

Used by the Russians for gaining intel.

Tip: only care a stack of rocks and watch him try and run off.

XD I accidentally tamed one when it stole my mejo's lol

This guy will steal your family, games and phone but after you kill him he will give you your valubles back so you can play games again and forget about you family because they distract you from games

This is why I hate early game this mother fu*ker

They wanna be RICH 🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮💎🔮💎💎🔮💎💎💎💎💎💎🔮💎💎🔮🔮💎💎💎🔮🔮💎💎💎💎🔮💎💎🔮🔮🔮🔮

Funny how there is no tips about this, here is one.

RUN

This stupid dinosaur tooook my freaking dilo eggs and my giga eggs like really go messs with someone else plz even tho I was playing in Single player

A Ovis level 2 has stolen your ascendent rifle

I hate that Ovis!

A Ovis level 2 has stolen 9 metal founderys

I quit Arrrrrrrrkkkkkk!!!

It took my c4 wonder what it did with it

I couldn’t finding them in mobile or i just scared them off cuz i always bring a Trex , 2 Carnos , 2 Sarcos , 3 Kaprosucus and alot of Raptors during exploration (cuz there a rumor that its like to steals people stuffs)