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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -4 · Answer 1 · 2018-03-24T20:08:28+00:00

This guy will steal your family, games and phone but after you kill him he will give you your valubles back so you can play games again and forget about you family because they distract you from games

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-27T00:48:27+00:00

Human: *gets ascendant boots*

Pego: “gimme yo shoes nigga”

Human: *Strongly Refuses*

Pego: “boi you finna get Fd up if you dont gimme them shoes”

Human: *punches pego*

Pego: “THATS IT, ANY LAST WORDS TO YO MAMMA”

Human: “FINE JUST TAKE THE DAMN SHOES”

Pego: “NAH GIMME ALL YOU GOT”

Human “HELL NAH”

Pego: “WHY U-“ *calls in his homies*

Pego: “LETS GET HIM”

Hooman has left the game

Pego; “we got him bois”

score -4 · Answer 3 · 2019-01-11T09:31:01+00:00

A Ovis level 2 has stolen your ascendent rifle

I hate that Ovis!

A Ovis level 2 has stolen 9 metal founderys

I quit Arrrrrrrrkkkkkk!!!

score -4 · Answer 4 · 2018-10-06T23:31:32+00:00

Used by the Russians for gaining intel.

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2021-10-18T08:00:14+00:00

This is why I hate early game this mother fu*ker

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2021-08-23T10:55:24+00:00

They wanna be RICH 🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮💎🔮💎💎🔮💎💎💎💎💎💎🔮💎💎🔮🔮💎💎💎🔮🔮💎💎💎💎🔮💎💎🔮🔮🔮🔮

score -4 · Answer 7 · 2019-05-23T08:06:46+00:00

Funny how there is no tips about this, here is one.

RUN

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2019-02-17T05:59:44+00:00

This stupid dinosaur tooook my freaking dilo eggs and my giga eggs like really go messs with someone else plz even tho I was playing in Single player

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-13T20:26:36+00:00

This Dino is basically icthyornis but on land, they are both thieves and will steal from you and they both run away because they are scaredy cats, just concuss it and cram it full of mejos and for icthyornis same thing except for meat. :]

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2019-12-01T11:32:36+00:00

I couldn’t finding them in mobile or i just scared them off cuz i always bring a Trex , 2 Carnos , 2 Sarcos , 3 Kaprosucus and alot of Raptors during exploration (cuz there a rumor that its like to steals people stuffs)

score -5 · Answer 11 · 2018-05-02T21:33:53+00:00

I had been gathering norco berries all day then I saw a LEGO I wasted my time

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2024-07-19T00:00:18+00:00

A pegomastax has stole ur life savings!

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2024-06-13T15:37:06+00:00

It took my c4 wonder what it did with it

score -5 · Answer 14 · 2018-07-28T23:39:39+00:00

This piece of crap took my mastercraft ankylo saddle once, like to ease the pain.

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2024-07-31T21:13:48+00:00

Litterally the only shoulder pet I’ve tamed, ever.

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2022-10-25T22:27:19+00:00

Finally now I can keep these pennies to myself.

I SMELL PENNIES

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2021-02-14T01:12:53+00:00

Um in ark mobile I can never find it and then I find all my tames dead and I just noticed that these pest stole my trek armor and trek saddles and wepons! I never saw them and I can’t get it back because they also stole my blueprints so wild you f%@$#& them up!

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2021-04-19T17:02:47+00:00

Somehow I accidentally punched a pego and he instantly tamed .

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2021-03-10T17:36:08+00:00

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

He make u rainbow’s snacc

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2021-03-05T21:12:14+00:00

Hilarious story of how i tamed one but could never find him again. I had mejoberries in my last slot which he stole and got tamed all by himself 😂 was on crystal isles, lost him in the big bushes