Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Human: *gets ascendant boots*
Pego: “gimme yo shoes nigga”
Human: *Strongly Refuses*
Pego: “boi you finna get Fd up if you dont gimme them shoes”
Human: *punches pego*
Pego: “THATS IT, ANY LAST WORDS TO YO MAMMA”
Human: “FINE JUST TAKE THE DAMN SHOES”
Pego: “NAH GIMME ALL YOU GOT”
Human “HELL NAH”
Pego: “WHY U-“ *calls in his homies*
Pego: “LETS GET HIM”
Hooman has left the game
Pego; “we got him bois”
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️