
What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
Legend has it that the most experienced pego can even steal peopleโs lives...
One of these things stole a MasterCraft Fabby Sniper From me -_-
These guys are only fun on a pvp server. If you own one. You can just strip people for items
The greatest bandit,also the ugliest bandit,if it takes your stuff just hit with a few arrows
It was my first couple days on ark when I just got a longbow rifle when three of these ugly,small,raptor like things.They took my longbow and my spi glass
I hate this little basted the stole 17 rilfe bullet if me
I saw 2 running towards me so I took out my spear. Completely timed the first one wrong. It ran away. The second on basically speared himself and then she tamed. Just lure them over with some nice berries then punch them in the face.
Tries to take my stuff but my brontos just crush it.
I tamed one and now it steals fresh spawns and children
Hide yo kids hide yo wife hide yoself cuz they be stealin everybody out here
What the @#!? these are on mobile? I've never seen one before.
Ark can you get lizards right? Like bruh
Have you ever died to losing of food because of pegomatax
Pego, please donโt take MaStax!
All my friends are toxic
One of these stole my fire wyvern and I couldnโt find the pego
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Oh was that your whole stack of crystal?
Yeet
Itโs mine now! โRuns away into the distanceโ
I just ran into 2 I was getting a drop cause I had my tames uploaded in cryopods so as I get my rex out and turn around to run I fall between rock(and if you play ark you know all about getting stuck between rocks) and got stuck 1 pego stole my pick and the other stole my cryo with my rex so I was f**ked I been searching for about an hour and I never wanted to see a pego so bad
Ever tamed them by accident? Upvoot if you agree.
"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"
-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.