The greatest bandit,also the ugliest bandit,if it takes your stuff just hit with a few arrows

It was my first couple days on ark when I just got a longbow rifle when three of these ugly,small,raptor like things.They took my longbow and my spi glass

I hate this little basted the stole 17 rilfe bullet if me

I saw 2 running towards me so I took out my spear. Completely timed the first one wrong. It ran away. The second on basically speared himself and then she tamed. Just lure them over with some nice berries then punch them in the face.

Tries to take my stuff but my brontos just crush it.

I tamed one and now it steals fresh spawns and children

Hide yo kids hide yo wife hide yoself cuz they be stealin everybody out here

What the @#!? these are on mobile? I've never seen one before.

Ark can you get lizards right? Like bruh

Have you ever died to losing of food because of pegomatax

Pego, please don’t take MaStax!

All my friends are toxic

I was trying to kill one and then it jumped at me.

And somehow I have a pet pogo!

I srsly don't get why their so bad lol

One of these stole my fire wyvern and I couldn’t find the pego

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Oh was that your whole stack of crystal?

Yeet

It’s mine now! “Runs away into the distance”

Ever tamed them by accident? Upvoot if you agree.

"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"

-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.

Here’s a story for you.

Before I played ARK I played ARK mobile, there are no Pegos on mobile, so often complained about how duke it was with no Pegos.

When I finally got ARK I ran into one of them, I was kind of exited as this proved it wasn’t dull any more... but

That excitement left when he stole my food!!!

If this thing steals one more crossbow I’m getting the shotgun out

Me:*sees pego*

Me:AWWWWWW!!! Arn't you a cutie

Pego:I AM BEING NOM NOMMED ON!!!HELP ME!!!

Pego:*TAKES MY TEK ARMOR*

Pego:thanks

Game:you've been robed

Me:HEY WAI... WHAT THE HELL

Pego:*kills Rex,raptor, alpha raptor, alpha Rex, carno and alpha carno trying to kill it*

Pego:thanks

Me:GRRRRR RRRRRRRR COME BACK HERE YOU LIL

Pego:*takes rocket launcher*

Pego:OOOH!!! a rocket launcher hello again

Pego:OOOOOOPS,BYE BYE STUPRIDE MAN A SAUR!!!

Pego:*shoots rocket at me*

Game:you were lvl 9999999999999999999 and killed by lvl 1 pego

Me:WHAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEE HELLLLLLLLL O EEE CO GRR AAAAAH!! I WILL GET U SIX BILLIONED YEARS LATER!!!

Moral:kill pegos