Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Here’s a story for you.
Before I played ARK I played ARK mobile, there are no Pegos on mobile, so often complained about how duke it was with no Pegos.
When I finally got ARK I ran into one of them, I was kind of exited as this proved it wasn’t dull any more... but
That excitement left when he stole my food!!!
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️
This is how I think a pego pack encounter would go;
“A pegomastax stole your Level 261 wyvern egg!”
“A pegomastax stole your 2000 advanced rifle bullets!”
“A pegomastax stole your ascendant Assault rifle!”
“A pegomastax stole your Ascendant longneck rifle!”
“A pegomastax stole your 579 shocking tranq darts!”
“A pegomastax stole your 471 narcotics!”
“A pegomastax stole your credit card details!”
“A pegomastax stole your Level 1000000 happiness!”
“A pegomastax stole your Girlfriend!”
Up if you liked it!