Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"
-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
Pegomastaxโs be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Iโll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: IโM LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, Iโm hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Iโm thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these arenโt the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ
One just walked up to me on ark survival ascended and said "I like you you're my friend now" and auto tamed himself
A pego stole my 228 wyvern in a crypod a jumped into the magma. My best wyvern that was fully imprinted and from the 3rd generation pf my freakishly good breeding line. ๐ญ
+looking in my inv for my metal pickaxe+
Pego comes=
โHola friendโ
+me+ โHI!โ
+pego+โmay i steal your happyiness and life?โ
+me+ โNOโ
+pego+ โto badโ *steals everying and stuff*
+ME+ โMY PICKAXE!!!โ
+pego+ โgawdโ
+me+ โyou die.โ
This dumbass stole my rocket launcher ๐
They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego