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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
WANTED DINO: Dr.Pegomascrack. Normal crimes: Stealing guns for his comply army to fire, as well as stealing ammo unnoticed. Worst Crime: On Ragranok, Someone that just got out of the ice cave, was only on 5 hp, and whose fingers were bleeding raw from pulling rocket launcher triggers. he was exhausted, and was delighted he got the artifact of the pack, but then Dr.Pegomascrack stole something. It was the artifact! He was chased, but he got away and used it as ichthyornis bait, so he could get his compy army to practice shooting flying targets.
Pegomastax: haha! a longneck rifle! I’ve even stolen ammo for it! and it’s ascendant! Human: Are you kidding me? Ichthyornis: OH HI MR PEGO IMA NEED THAT. Human: NOOOOOO!! Pegomastax: NOT THOSE SATAN BIRDS AGAIN! Ichthyornis: I’m not gonna eat it. Human: phew. Pegomastax: Ummmm… Ok? Ichthyornis: IM GOING TO… Pegomastax: I’d say I’d better run.. *leaves* Human: When are you going to giv- BANG! Server: A Human was killed by a Ichthyornis - Lvl 17!
I just started getting back into this game after a period of inactivity and I self classify as a noob, not that this is important.
I found a tech parasaur and I wanted to kill it for the hide and the meat. So I had it on a bola, but one of these anklebiters took some of my berries. Parasaur gets away.
I manage to catch the parasaur again and put it on a bola. I’m about to kill it when this stupid “you tamed a megopastax” thing showed up on my screen. Parasaur gets away again and I lose it for real this time.
These guys even steal your good stuff. These creatures are the worst and I hate them.