Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Pegomastax: haha! a longneck rifle! I’ve even stolen ammo for it! and it’s ascendant! Human: Are you kidding me? Ichthyornis: OH HI MR PEGO IMA NEED THAT. Human: NOOOOOO!! Pegomastax: NOT THOSE SATAN BIRDS AGAIN! Ichthyornis: I’m not gonna eat it. Human: phew. Pegomastax: Ummmm… Ok? Ichthyornis: IM GOING TO… Pegomastax: I’d say I’d better run.. *leaves* Human: When are you going to giv- BANG! Server: A Human was killed by a Ichthyornis - Lvl 17!
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️