Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
WANTED DINO: Dr.Pegomascrack. Normal crimes: Stealing guns for his comply army to fire, as well as stealing ammo unnoticed. Worst Crime: On Ragranok, Someone that just got out of the ice cave, was only on 5 hp, and whose fingers were bleeding raw from pulling rocket launcher triggers. he was exhausted, and was delighted he got the artifact of the pack, but then Dr.Pegomascrack stole something. It was the artifact! He was chased, but he got away and used it as ichthyornis bait, so he could get his compy army to practice shooting flying targets.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pego has stolen ur berry collection
Ah, that’s alright. I can always plant more with my iguanadon-
Pego has stolen ur iguanadon
Uhm.. I didn’t know that was possible… I can always use anothr tame.
Pego has stolen ur tames
WTF I JUST TAMED MY VERY FIRST T REX
Pego has stolen armor
Whyyyyyyyy
Pego has stolen ur rifal
Wh- CHK BAM
ah, oh well. I always have my back up server-
Pego has stolen all back up servers
NO
Pego has stolen ark
YOU ******* IDIOT
Pego has stolen I phone 14 pro
MY LIFE-
Pego has stolen life savings
Pego has stolen credit card information
YOU LITTLE-
Pego has stolen secret snack stash
( going crazy) MY MEANING OF LIFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pego has stolen meaning of life
Pego has stolen house
Pego has stolen family
Pego has stolen property
Pego has stolen family’s meanings of life
The nightmare will never end.
Pego has banned plastic bag from Pego tips
— plastic bag: WTF
Pego has stolen plastic bag’s ark
NOT AGAIN
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️