Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I just started getting back into this game after a period of inactivity and I self classify as a noob, not that this is important.
I found a tech parasaur and I wanted to kill it for the hide and the meat. So I had it on a bola, but one of these anklebiters took some of my berries. Parasaur gets away.
I manage to catch the parasaur again and put it on a bola. I’m about to kill it when this stupid “you tamed a megopastax” thing showed up on my screen. Parasaur gets away again and I lose it for real this time.
These guys even steal your good stuff. These creatures are the worst and I hate them.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️