Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
The story of how I got my life on ark got ruined. As I was taming one of those THINGS, it stole 2 of my cryopods (lvl 248 giga, and lvl 176 argy) and I thought nothing of as I decided to kill the lowly basterd, but I ran out of view. And by the time I caught up to it poof it de-spawnedβ¦ bye bye 20+ hours of breeding and lvlingβ¦ oh and those were my tribe mates Dinoβs he let me borrow. Good bye tribe (I got booted) so then I went back to only grinding on single player and not dealing with F***ING PEGOMASTIX. Up point if this made u laugh.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
One ran out of nowhere and I screamed so hard thinking it was a raptor
Pego(stole)ma(loot)stax
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
Pegomastaxβs be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Iβll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: IβM LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, Iβm hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Iβm thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these arenβt the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: β οΈβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈ
They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego
Me: Got your nose!
Pego: And I got your wallet!
Also Pego: *Runs away laughing*
Me: *Still trying to process what the heck just happened*
This is how I think a pego pack encounter would go;
βA pegomastax stole your Level 261 wyvern egg!β
βA pegomastax stole your 2000 advanced rifle bullets!β
βA pegomastax stole your ascendant Assault rifle!β
βA pegomastax stole your Ascendant longneck rifle!β
βA pegomastax stole your 579 shocking tranq darts!β
βA pegomastax stole your 471 narcotics!β
βA pegomastax stole your credit card details!β
βA pegomastax stole your Level 1000000 happiness!β
βA pegomastax stole your Girlfriend!β
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