Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
The story of how I got my life on ark got ruined. As I was taming one of those THINGS, it stole 2 of my cryopods (lvl 248 giga, and lvl 176 argy) and I thought nothing of as I decided to kill the lowly basterd, but I ran out of view. And by the time I caught up to it poof it de-spawned… bye bye 20+ hours of breeding and lvling… oh and those were my tribe mates Dino’s he let me borrow. Good bye tribe (I got booted) so then I went back to only grinding on single player and not dealing with F***ING PEGOMASTIX. Up point if this made u laugh.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️