Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
No silly Billy, that's not a dinosaur.
It's one of my photos from the first grade of junior highschool.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Me: Got your nose!
Pego: And I got your wallet!
Also Pego: *Runs away laughing*
Me: *Still trying to process what the heck just happened*
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
Pegomastaxβs be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Iβll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: IβM LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, Iβm hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Iβm thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these arenβt the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: β οΈβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈ
Love mine, got her like 4 hours ago, named her pocket, she is so cute! I love the sound she makes when I dismount her from my shoulder, she also took my friends wyvern egg, so I am rly happy for her! Now I have a wyvern :)! (Shhhhhh! Donβt tell my friend!)
I wonder what they did to my rifle??
How a pegostamax encounter goes:
A pego has stole your Rotten Meat
A pego has stole your narcoberries
A pego has stolen your Tek Arnor
A pego has stolen your Saturn V
A pego has stolen Ohio
A pego has stolen copyright
A pego has stolen your health bar
A pego has stolen your everything
The end
I tend to accidentally tame them when fighting back :P