
Pegomastax took your 100 longneck rifle bullets!
Pegomastax took your 1000 naracotics!
Pegomastax took your 6000 hide!
Pegomastax took your girlfriend!
Pegomastax took your social life!
Pegomastax took your house!
Pegomastax took your family!
Pegomastax took your fertilized griffin egg!
(Player) ok that’s where I draw the line
(Player) *pulls out rocket launcher*
You killed a Pegomastax! (level 2 pegomastax)
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️