No silly Billy, that's not a dinosaur.

It's one of my photos from the first grade of junior highschool.

pego has stolen your stone axe!

me: eh i didnt need it.

pego has stolen your sword!

me: almost broken..i was gonna throw it in the ocean.

pego has stolen your crossbow!

me: hm.

pego has stolen your cryopod! (lvl 228 lightning wyvern)

me: ALRIGHT GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-

How to tame:

1. Get a shotgun

2. Shoot it squarely in the face

3. To finish the taming process, look at it's dead body and scream, "eat that you peice of shit!"

These little guys are so nice, they just stole my heart

I Let one of them Pegos run off with some of my mejoberries thinking “he will come back tamed sooner than later, right?” Well… That little robber got robbed of his life by a pelagornis! It just swooped in out of nowhere and snatched him up! The worst part… It swallowed him whole “gasp!” Extremely graphic.

Ever tamed one of these by accident.

Me:has a giga egg

Pego:see’s it

Me:don’t u dare

Pego:hippity hoppity ur giga egg is now my property

Me:FLIP!

My friend found a good shotgun in a drop

He said it's in good hands

A pego stole it later

Spoiler:we never got it back

-survivor 002

somehow i knocked one out with a hatchet, didnt make any sense

This is a representation of my first time playing ARK:

Oh hey lil fella!

*2 secs later*

OI GIVE ME MY CREDIT CARD BACK!

EXECUTION OF ALL PEGOMASTAX DATE SATURDAY JULY 29th 2025

I’m about up to hear with these things

So I’m going to keep organic polymer in my last slot

SWIPER NO SWIPING SWIPER NO SWIPING (Dora reference if you didn’t have a childhood like me)

Hipity Hopity your stuff is now my property.

THEY STOLE MY CRYOPHOD, I JUST BUY IT FEW HOURS AGO😭😭😭 PLEASE GIVE IT BACK😭😭

I was playing Scorched peacefully when all of the sudden: -Wild female Pegomastax lvl 4 stole your Rocket Launcher!- Should I be worried?

Everyone’s gangsta until the “dilo” steals your tek rifle, giga egg and riot shield (they kinda look like dilos from a distance)

How to have a whole multiplayer server raging. /TAME 50+ PEGOS RELEASE THEM ON ONE PERSON A TIME GET EVEYTHING THEY HAVE INCLUDIG HE FOLLOWING: LIFE ALL BODILY PARTS FLUIDS AND OTHER BELONGIGS WILL TO LIVE AND BASSICALLY EVERYTHING ELSE. ALL 50 THEN REPEAT. DUMP THERE LOOT SOMEWHERE THEN TRACK THEM DOWN RAID THERE WHOLE BASE AND KILL THEM REPEAT AND BOOM. (make sure it's pvp no rules and make sure the PEGOS are high level:).

*Grabs something*

Pickpocketing upgradef to Lvl 15.

Aaah Skyrim best game (behind ARK)

One time I ran into one of these and it stole my narcotics, ate them, then got knocked out. So I beat the little shit to death