Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
POV when I am in ark.. after a few days of playing..
I am running on the beach
Next thing you know
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stole 20 berrys
Me: eh no big deal
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stole your 10 narcotics
Me: ummm I can make more
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stole cryopoded lvl 90 dodo
Me: No Bob idc I can replace you
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen your fertilized lvl 100Thereie egg
Me: Awww man eh I can just breed again
A Lvl 599 pegomastax has stole your base
Me:idc I can make a new one
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen your credit card information
Me: lol there is none
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen your blueprints
Me: eh idc I can get more
Pegomastax:πππβ οΈ
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen you tribe mate
Me: eh idc about him he dies with good loot to much
Pegomastax: WHAT THE HECK I STOLE SO MUCH AND HE DOES NOT CARE OHHHH HOW BOUT THIS
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen every Dino and everything you own
Me:eh I am fine without that
Pegomastax:πβ οΈπππππβ οΈπππβ οΈπβ οΈ
A lvl 599 your cryopoded lvl 900 giga lvl 900 rock drake and lvl 900 yutyranus
me:GET BACL HERE YOU LITTLE CRAP!
Me: pulls out ascended rocket launcher
Pegomastax: uh o-
Lvl 599 pegomastax was killed by sharky
Me: Haha my stuff
Me: no pego will ever mess with me
A lvl 999999 pegomastax stole your life
Me: OH ITS THE GOLDEN GATES WOW
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More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
Pegomastaxβs be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Iβll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: IβM LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, Iβm hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Iβm thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these arenβt the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: β οΈβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈ
They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego
This is how I think a pego pack encounter would go;
βA pegomastax stole your Level 261 wyvern egg!β
βA pegomastax stole your 2000 advanced rifle bullets!β
βA pegomastax stole your ascendant Assault rifle!β
βA pegomastax stole your Ascendant longneck rifle!β
βA pegomastax stole your 579 shocking tranq darts!β
βA pegomastax stole your 471 narcotics!β
βA pegomastax stole your credit card details!β
βA pegomastax stole your Level 1000000 happiness!β
βA pegomastax stole your Girlfriend!β
Up if you liked it!
A wild pegomastax has stolen 24 rotten meat. "Meh"
A wild pegomastax has stolen 4 narcotics. "Uhm... meh"
A wild pegomastax has stolen mastercraft longneck rifle. "GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
Dilo:I'm the most annoying creature on ark.
Pego:hold my stolen beer