POV when I am in ark.. after a few days of playing.. I am running on the…
POV when I am in ark.. after a few days of playing..
I am running on the beach
Next thing you know
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stole 20 berrys
Me: eh no big deal
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stole your 10 narcotics
Me: ummm I can make more
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stole cryopoded lvl 90 dodo
Me: No Bob idc I can replace you
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen your fertilized lvl 100Thereie egg
Me: Awww man eh I can just breed again
A Lvl 599 pegomastax has stole your base
Me:idc I can make a new one
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen your credit card information
Me: lol there is none
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen your blueprints
Me: eh idc I can get more
Pegomastax:πππβ οΈ
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen you tribe mate
Me: eh idc about him he dies with good loot to much
Pegomastax: WHAT THE HECK I STOLE SO MUCH AND HE DOES NOT CARE OHHHH HOW BOUT THIS
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen every Dino and everything you own
Me:eh I am fine without that
Pegomastax:πβ οΈπππππβ οΈπππβ οΈπβ οΈ
A lvl 599 your cryopoded lvl 900 giga lvl 900 rock drake and lvl 900 yutyranus
me:GET BACL HERE YOU LITTLE CRAP!
Me: pulls out ascended rocket launcher
Pegomastax: uh o-
Lvl 599 pegomastax was killed by sharky
Me: Haha my stuff
Me: no pego will ever mess with me
A lvl 999999 pegomastax stole your life
Me: OH ITS THE GOLDEN GATES WOW
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More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pickity pockity
get the heck off my property
Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information
I hate you more than you know.
I got one an stole from the WHOLE server
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
I hate you
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego
Pegomastaxβs be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Iβll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: IβM LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, Iβm hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Iβm thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these arenβt the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: β οΈβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈ