Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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POV when I am in ark.. after a few days of playing..
I am running on the beach
Next thing you know
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stole 20 berrys
Me: eh no big deal
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stole your 10 narcotics
Me: ummm I can make more
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stole cryopoded lvl 90 dodo
Me: No Bob idc I can replace you
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen your fertilized lvl 100Thereie egg
Me: Awww man eh I can just breed again
A Lvl 599 pegomastax has stole your base
Me:idc I can make a new one
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen your credit card information
Me: lol there is none
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen your blueprints
Me: eh idc I can get more
Pegomastax:💀💀💀☠️
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen you tribe mate
Me: eh idc about him he dies with good loot to much
Pegomastax: WHAT THE HECK I STOLE SO MUCH AND HE DOES NOT CARE OHHHH HOW BOUT THIS
A lvl 599 pegomastax has stolen every Dino and everything you own
Me:eh I am fine without that
Pegomastax:💀☠️💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀💀💀☠️💀☠️
A lvl 599 your cryopoded lvl 900 giga lvl 900 rock drake and lvl 900 yutyranus
me:GET BACL HERE YOU LITTLE CRAP!
Me: pulls out ascended rocket launcher
Pegomastax: uh o-
Lvl 599 pegomastax was killed by sharky
Me: Haha my stuff
Me: no pego will ever mess with me
A lvl 999999 pegomastax stole your life
Me: OH ITS THE GOLDEN GATES WOW
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