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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me:*sees pego*
Me:AWWWWWW!!! Arn't you a cutie
Pego:I AM BEING NOM NOMMED ON!!!HELP ME!!!
Pego:*TAKES MY TEK ARMOR*
Pego:thanks
Game:you've been robed
Me:HEY WAI... WHAT THE HELL
Pego:*kills Rex,raptor, alpha raptor, alpha Rex, carno and alpha carno trying to kill it*
Pego:thanks
Me:GRRRRR RRRRRRRR COME BACK HERE YOU LIL
Pego:*takes rocket launcher*
Pego:OOOH!!! a rocket launcher hello again
Pego:OOOOOOPS,BYE BYE STUPRIDE MAN A SAUR!!!
Pego:*shoots rocket at me*
Game:you were lvl 9999999999999999999 and killed by lvl 1 pego
Me:WHAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEE HELLLLLLLLL O EEE CO GRR AAAAAH!! I WILL GET U SIX BILLIONED YEARS LATER!!!
Moral:kill pegos
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
I hate you
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
When I first started Ark I thought these guys were passive so I went to go kill one for hide, it stole my 13 hide when I bolaed it when I was pelting this guy with spears it jumped at me again and stole my spears some how, so I stole the life from him with my own hands
Pegomastax stole your prime meat
It was gonna expire soon
Pegomastax stole your your ascendant giga tek saddle
... WHY DO YOU NEED THAT don't tame one pleaseπ
Pegomastax stole your wyvern fertile egg
... IM ABOUT TO BEAT YO FUC*** A**
Pegomastax stole 2000 stacks of prime meat
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Pegomastaxβs be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Iβll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: IβM LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, Iβm hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Iβm thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these arenβt the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: β οΈβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈ
They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego
One pegomastax stole my rocket launcher. I hope it never figures out how to make the ammo