Me:*sees pego* Me:AWWWWWW!!! Arn't you a cutie Pego:I AM BEING NOM NOMMED…
Me:*sees pego*
Me:AWWWWWW!!! Arn't you a cutie
Pego:I AM BEING NOM NOMMED ON!!!HELP ME!!!
Pego:*TAKES MY TEK ARMOR*
Pego:thanks
Game:you've been robed
Me:HEY WAI... WHAT THE HELL
Pego:*kills Rex,raptor, alpha raptor, alpha Rex, carno and alpha carno trying to kill it*
Pego:thanks
Me:GRRRRR RRRRRRRR COME BACK HERE YOU LIL
Pego:*takes rocket launcher*
Pego:OOOH!!! a rocket launcher hello again
Pego:OOOOOOPS,BYE BYE STUPRIDE MAN A SAUR!!!
Pego:*shoots rocket at me*
Game:you were lvl 9999999999999999999 and killed by lvl 1 pego
Me:WHAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEE HELLLLLLLLL O EEE CO GRR AAAAAH!! I WILL GET U SIX BILLIONED YEARS LATER!!!
Moral:kill pegos
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️