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Me:*sees pego*

Me:AWWWWWW!!! Arn't you a cutie

Pego:I AM BEING NOM NOMMED ON!!!HELP ME!!!

Pego:*TAKES MY TEK ARMOR*

Pego:thanks

Game:you've been robed

Me:HEY WAI... WHAT THE HELL

Pego:*kills Rex,raptor, alpha raptor, alpha Rex, carno and alpha carno trying to kill it*

Pego:thanks

Me:GRRRRR RRRRRRRR COME BACK HERE YOU LIL

Pego:*takes rocket launcher*

Pego:OOOH!!! a rocket launcher hello again

Pego:OOOOOOPS,BYE BYE STUPRIDE MAN A SAUR!!!

Pego:*shoots rocket at me*

Game:you were lvl 9999999999999999999 and killed by lvl 1 pego

Me:WHAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEE HELLLLLLLLL O EEE CO GRR AAAAAH!! I WILL GET U SIX BILLIONED YEARS LATER!!!

Moral:kill pegos

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