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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me:*sees pego*
Me:AWWWWWW!!! Arn't you a cutie
Pego:I AM BEING NOM NOMMED ON!!!HELP ME!!!
Pego:*TAKES MY TEK ARMOR*
Pego:thanks
Game:you've been robed
Me:HEY WAI... WHAT THE HELL
Pego:*kills Rex,raptor, alpha raptor, alpha Rex, carno and alpha carno trying to kill it*
Pego:thanks
Me:GRRRRR RRRRRRRR COME BACK HERE YOU LIL
Pego:*takes rocket launcher*
Pego:OOOH!!! a rocket launcher hello again
Pego:OOOOOOPS,BYE BYE STUPRIDE MAN A SAUR!!!
Pego:*shoots rocket at me*
Game:you were lvl 9999999999999999999 and killed by lvl 1 pego
Me:WHAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEE HELLLLLLLLL O EEE CO GRR AAAAAH!! I WILL GET U SIX BILLIONED YEARS LATER!!!
Moral:kill pegos
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Non-violent right...
As ones holding my shotgun to my head
Me: ok u have berries now tame
Pego: IMMA GO FOR A SWIM
Me: d e p r e s s i o n
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
Me: starving to death
Me: picks berries
Pegomastax: donβt mind if I do (takes berries)
Me: dies
Dilo:I'm the most annoying creature on ark.
Pego:hold my stolen beer
My little sister and I were going to tame one; We gave it a whole stack +36 or so Mejo berries and it ran into the water, swam halfway to and island in dangerous waters, and we could not get it back π
I dyed mine in a dark brown tone and gave him a gun, now he can rob gas stations for me.
I dyed mine in a dark brown tone and gave him a gun, now he can rob gas stations for me.