Stupid thing stole my bolas with its friend. What you gonna tame with those?

Tek alpha Pego(lvl 999) stole your metal sword

Why would a pego need that

Tek alpha Pego (lvl 999) stole black hide armor

Pego: I am ze Ninja~

Oh heck no give it back right now before I hit start slap you with my therizinosaurus

Tek alpha Pego (LVL 999) was killed by thickle thicken (therizinosaurus)

Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information

Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you

Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.

I hate you

Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.

Pego has stolen ur berry collection

Ah, that’s alright. I can always plant more with my iguanadon-

Pego has stolen ur iguanadon

Uhm.. I didn’t know that was possible… I can always use anothr tame.

Pego has stolen ur tames

WTF I JUST TAMED MY VERY FIRST T REX

Pego has stolen armor

Whyyyyyyyy

Pego has stolen ur rifal

Wh- CHK BAM

ah, oh well. I always have my back up server-

Pego has stolen all back up servers

NO

Pego has stolen ark

YOU ******* IDIOT

Pego has stolen I phone 14 pro

MY LIFE-

Pego has stolen life savings

Pego has stolen credit card information

YOU LITTLE-

Pego has stolen secret snack stash

( going crazy) MY MEANING OF LIFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pego has stolen meaning of life

Pego has stolen house

Pego has stolen family

Pego has stolen property

Pego has stolen family’s meanings of life

The nightmare will never end.

Pego has banned plastic bag from Pego tips

— plastic bag: WTF

Pego has stolen plastic bag’s ark

NOT AGAIN

Pegomastax’s be like

*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*

Player: Aw man

*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*

Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys

*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*

Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN

*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*

Player: Elly!

*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: Billy, Bobby, no!

*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: No!

*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: Man, I’m hungry

*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: How is this still going?!

*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*

Player: I’m thirsty

*You were killed*

Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates

*You are now in Pegomastax land*

Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️