*wakes up from nap to a big boom*

What the-

*sees a body on the floor*

WHAT THE, ARE THEY DEAD??!?!?!?!?

*a black strecher emerges from the ground and i put them on it*

Oh my gosh, they're still alive. I need to take them to the shadow realm, quick! Shadows have the best doctors.

*a black portal apears infront of me and i walk through with the stretcher*

ANYBODY, I NEED A MEDIC!!!

"Oh my, hold on!"

*they call an abulance*

Thank you!

"No problem"

*an abulance pulls up and takes them*

Oh my, that was bad.....

-shadow