I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...
Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchin’ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, should’ve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasn’t the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvötes, it’s been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!
Them micro raptor wings are great eating! Once you harvest it, dip it in an savoroot-amarberry batter in the cooking pot. Sprinkle some stimulant on it to replicate the absolute drop kicking anger these chickens got and BAM! The best wings on the ark!
If you came here looking for taming advice the best I can give is:
It is your sworn duty as a survivor on the ark to hunt these grimy little chicken legged LOSERS to absolute extinction. Declare war on their species and commit the most egregious of war crimes upon them. Make a mockery of the Geneva Convention as you destroy everything they have ever or will ever love by the most by the most inhumane and down-right sinister of means. Grind their will to live into the dirt by the sole of your flak boots until they have no choice but to leave us in peace to roam the arks from the safety of our mounts. Do not rest until they have been exterminated like the pests they are! For all of us!!