Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.

Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.

This is what you get for giving compy's wings

I think we can all agree that this THING, IS THE WORST CREATURE TO EVER EXIST

SCREW ITTTTTT

I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...

Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchin’ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, should’ve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasn’t the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvötes, it’s been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!

I was chilling on my argentavis when i hear John Cena’s theme song...

Them micro raptor wings are great eating! Once you harvest it, dip it in an savoroot-amarberry batter in the cooking pot. Sprinkle some stimulant on it to replicate the absolute drop kicking anger these chickens got and BAM! The best wings on the ark!

Baby raptors: wha dis waser doing here? * Activates laser * noooooooooooooooo! Wait me can fly . Weeeeeeeee. Dad raptor : HONEY I HAVE SHRUNK THE KIDS!

The end result of a compy And dimorphodon fan fiction story

This is micro...this is a raptor...uuggh microraptor!

He protecc

And he attac

But most importantly...

HE KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR TAME’S BACC

Archaeopteryxs evil twin.

You know what’s funny about the highest tip here, two of the creatures that he jokes about actually are being added 6 years after he wrote it, 😂🤣😂

If you came here looking for taming advice the best I can give is:

Don’t.

It is your sworn duty as a survivor on the ark to hunt these grimy little chicken legged LOSERS to absolute extinction. Declare war on their species and commit the most egregious of war crimes upon them. Make a mockery of the Geneva Convention as you destroy everything they have ever or will ever love by the most by the most inhumane and down-right sinister of means. Grind their will to live into the dirt by the sole of your flak boots until they have no choice but to leave us in peace to roam the arks from the safety of our mounts. Do not rest until they have been exterminated like the pests they are! For all of us!!

These are the bane of my existence, why are the smallest Dino's the most op. Every time I try to hunt I get gangbanged buy these.

Anoying list

1 microeaptor

2 itchyosoros bird

3 pegomax

Me wondering what the guy with 20 gigas is running from

You've seen Jurassic Park's these are the real velociraptors, the evil chickens... ???

Me:taming something while riding my mount

Microraptor:im about to end this man's whole career

It’s a bird!

It’s a plane!

No it’s the reason I raged and broke my remote!