Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.

This is what you get for giving compy's wings

Nerf me? The devs sent me to nerf you!

Me: Mom! Can i have X-wing?
Mom: We have X-wing at home
X-wing at home:

I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...


Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchin’ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, should’ve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasn’t the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvötes, it’s been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!

Me: winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Microraptor: hold my beer

This is micro...this is a raptor...uuggh microraptor!

Another raptor that gives me woody the woodpecker vibes

He protecc
And he attac
But most importantly...
HE KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR TAME’S BACC