Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.
More Microraptor Funny Tips
Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.
This is what you get for giving compy's wings
Nerf me? The devs sent me to nerf you!
Me: Mom! Can i have X-wing?
Mom: We have X-wing at home
X-wing at home:
Mom: We have X-wing at home
X-wing at home:
I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...
Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchinโ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, shouldโve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasnโt the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvรถtes, itโs been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!
Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchinโ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, shouldโve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasnโt the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvรถtes, itโs been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!
Me: winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Microraptor: hold my beer
Microraptor: hold my beer
This is micro...this is a raptor...uuggh microraptor!
Another raptor that gives me woody the woodpecker vibes
He protecc
And he attac
But most importantly...
HE KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR TAMEโS BACC
And he attac
But most importantly...
HE KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR TAMEโS BACC