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What are some funny jokes or stories about the microraptor? Funny microraptor jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 6 · Answer 1 · 2020-08-31T02:51:59+00:00

What was that, punk??????!?!?!?

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2020-12-30T21:07:49+00:00

I saw one ooh a chicken a few second later level 203 teranadon killed a level 5 microraptor

score 45 · Answer 3 · 2018-01-30T09:29:36+00:00

Didn't know cancer had wings :(

score 29 · Answer 4 · 2018-11-17T11:08:35+00:00

Remember this is the bastard who caused Daniel the thyla to get lost. #PrayForDaneil

( The Daniel story is explained in the thyla
Funny tips in the Dododex )

score 39 · Answer 5 · 2017-12-04T14:22:47+00:00

When you thought it was the parachute dino but it wasn't

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-12T23:20:10+00:00

Finally tame a Giga
I’m unstoppable!!
Microraptor- hold my beer

score 12 · Answer 7 · 2019-11-04T23:39:27+00:00

ITS NOT AN ARCHEOPTERYX
ITS NOT AN ARCHEOPTERYX
ITS NOT AN ARCHEOPTERYX
ITS NOT AN ARCHEOPTERYX
ITS NOT AN ARCHEOPTERYX

score 28 · Answer 8 · 2018-01-30T09:29:12+00:00

Woosh you're now dismounted in front of a dropbear and a wild Giga

score 7 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-26T05:39:24+00:00

This little guy is the archa’s evil twin be careful

score 26 · Answer 10 · 2018-01-06T00:45:47+00:00

Look at this dooode... X)

He looks like a constipated rooster that took a swim in a paint bucket. XD

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2020-05-08T15:56:18+00:00

Chicken bock bock. Demon chicken. :(

score 8 · Answer 12 · 2019-12-16T02:01:11+00:00

Who says they can’t fly? I watched a YouTube video and this little guy yeets on up to the person and flys around their bird, and they take off to get away. Guess what happens next. They fly up and, surprise surprise, it follows them. They are well off the ground when it suddenly plummets back to earth. Also fastest creature in the game on foot

score 8 · Answer 13 · 2019-11-30T18:01:15+00:00

Just chilling on ark ridin mah rex next thing I know I'm harressed by this potato.halp.updooooooooot....

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-31T19:18:28+00:00

These suck. Almost everytime I have lost something it’s been cause of these suckers.

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2020-07-12T03:33:03+00:00

Once I was fighting somethinga and all of a sudden I get stunned and killed by a mircoraptor. Also R.I.P to my otter who died fighting.

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2020-11-24T14:45:06+00:00

I was wandering around NOT IN THE REDWOODS and got attacked by these frikcing flying 🦃

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2020-05-06T20:22:38+00:00

funny story was flying around thylacoleo height in the redwoods hoping to spot one on my argent silverwings when im dismounted near the top of a redwood tree as soon as i spot one there was one thing left to do FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK

score 17 · Answer 18 · 2018-05-17T12:30:02+00:00

Paint it orange and call it trumps hands

score 13 · Answer 19 · 2018-10-15T13:00:36+00:00

This is what happens when you breed a chicken with a honey badger and then feed the child a mix of meth and steroids for its entire life