“ don’t worry” they said “ it’s just a little birdy” they said

— plastic bag

Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.

He protecc…

He attacc…

He knock u off ur tames back…

but most importantly…

HE FIT IN A SACC SO I CAN KIDNAPP

— plastic bag

Oh, look! There’s a micro raptor!

Me: where??

Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.

This is what you get for giving compy's wings

I was chilling on my argentavis when i hear John Cena’s theme song...

I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...

Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchin’ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, should’ve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasn’t the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvötes, it’s been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!

A flying tranq arrow with an atitude