Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.

Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.

Nerf me? The devs sent me to nerf you!

I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...


Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchin’ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, should’ve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasn’t the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvötes, it’s been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!

This is micro...this is a raptor...uuggh microraptor!

Me: winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Microraptor: hold my beer

He protecc
And he attac
But most importantly...
HE KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR TAME’S BACC

I was chilling on my argentavis when i hear John Cena’s theme song...

Another raptor that gives me woody the woodpecker vibes