Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.

These suck. Almost everytime I have lost something it’s been cause of these suckers.

Roses are red and violets are blue,
I hate this thing so much, that‘s just fckin true

If you see this dude close to redwood forest, dismount your dinosaur and whistle follow and RUN...otherwise it will stun you for 10 seconds...

I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...


Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchin’ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, should’ve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasn’t the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvötes, it’s been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!