Goddamn if these little chucklef*cks aren't the SINGLE MOST INFURIATINGLY ANNOYING CREATURE IN THIS ENTIRE GAME.
I was just vibing in the Redwoods with my Argy and I see an Alpha Carno. No problem, thinks I, this'll be fine XP and maybe good loot, my Argy's leveled up and iprinted, this is gonna be easy. Now I'm confident, not stupid so I land on the black sands and shoot the big Carno to not have to fight it in Thylatown, and when I jump on my Argy, a little Microrapist bops me upside the head. Those 10 seconds watching a massive red bull chicken wading towards me were hair clenching, but I got on my Argy, I start hitting it AND THE LITTLE CRUCIBLE HITS ME AGAIN! Needless to say, I barely got the time to whistle my Argy on passive flee before getting torn to meaty bits. In the end, I got every single Argy in my base to follow me and annihilated the Carno in a brutal swarm of feathery doom, but damn I hate these guys so much I wanna tame every one I see and neuter it out of f*cking spite