Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.

These guys are gay af, they chase girls and guys alike, now that you think about it, all carnivores do that… ARK U R gay!!!!!

Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.

Me, riding my raptor by a cliff: doo doo doo la la la

The microraptor: KICK!!!

Me *falling*: FFFFUUUUUUUU-*dies*

This is what you get for giving compy's wings

I was chilling on my argentavis when i hear John Cena’s theme song...

I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...

Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchin’ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, should’ve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasn’t the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvötes, it’s been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!

A funny thing about the process of recreating dinosaurs. Sometimes it makes ‘em real little. Real little and REAL MEAN! DEFEND YOUR SHINS!

The end result of a compy And dimorphodon fan fiction story