Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Today's race is: Microraptor VS Achatina!
Achatina with 0.000000001% of her ultimate speed power: Easy!
Microraptor with 100% of its very slow and weak speed power: This can't be real! Nooooooooo!
-ACHATINA WON AND NOW WILL CELEBRATE WITH A CAKE!
More Microraptor Funny Tips
Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.
Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.
This is what you get for giving compy's wings
So there's a pretty funny bug right now in ASA where they don't scale to match your character's size like other shoulder pets.
So right now I have the smallest character model possible with a microraptor that's bigger than my character on my shoulder.
I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...
Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchinโ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, shouldโve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasnโt the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvรถtes, itโs been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!
I was chilling on my argentavis when i hear John Cenaโs theme song...
I fell like these things are going to just hunt me down and pop out of the middle of nowhere. I adding something good and these things just kill me out of nowhere.
Roses are red violence are blue what do you know that itโs charging to you the roses have wilted and the violence are dying do you know you are off your mouth and dying
Well itโs unpassive
If Dwayne Johnson was a raptor, this would be Danny davito
The end result of a compy And dimorphodon fan fiction story