Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.

Honestly…I swear bro there rats on wings

Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.

This is what you get for giving compy's wings

Imagine the most annoying thing to ever exist. Now imagine it drinking Red Bull.

“ don’t worry” they said “ it’s just a little birdy” they said

— plastic bag

I was chilling on my argentavis when i hear John Cena’s theme song...

Tried taming it in mid to early game lost great pt and my army

I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...

Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchin’ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, should’ve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasn’t the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvötes, it’s been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!

He protecc…

He attacc…

He knock u off ur tames back…

but most importantly…

HE FIT IN A SACC SO I CAN KIDNAPP

— plastic bag