Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Dev1: alright! We need a new “raptor” in redwoods.
Dev2: let’s make it same size as an archy.
Dev1: ok…
Dev3: and let’s make it have steaks that sound like the people screaming from hell!
Dev1: um…okay?…
Dev2: and let’s have it have very buggy eyes!
Dev1: scary…
Dev3: let’s make it have MEGA leg strength!
Dev1: it’s a little to sma-
Dev2: do it!
Dev3: and make it swarm in groups.
Dev1: evil😬…
Dev2: and make it very annoying!
Dev1:done.
Dev1: we gonna get a lot of clap from this thing…
Dev1: alright! Next raptor!
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I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...
Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchin’ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, should’ve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasn’t the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvötes, it’s been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!