Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Let me tell you a story... so this one time I was sitting there taming a bee.. sticking purple flowers up her a**, just minding my own business... next thing you know I heard in the background you got knocked the f**k out and I'm like huh? I started seeing yellow and a Dino circling around me, I begged for help from the creature.. he killed me and I lost everything... f**king micro p*enis should've been their names.,,
More Microraptor Funny Tips
Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.
Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.
These guys are gay af, they chase girls and guys alike, now that you think about it, all carnivores do thatโฆ ARK U R gay!!!!!
This is what you get for giving compy's wings
Me, riding my raptor by a cliff: doo doo doo la la la
The microraptor: KICK!!!
Me *falling*: FFFFUUUUUUUU-*dies*
I was chilling on my argentavis when i hear John Cenaโs theme song...
I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...
Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchinโ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, shouldโve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasnโt the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvรถtes, itโs been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!
A funny thing about the process of recreating dinosaurs. Sometimes it makes โem real little. Real little and REAL MEAN! DEFEND YOUR SHINS!
The end result of a compy And dimorphodon fan fiction story
Me when I was on ark mobile: ha ha PC players have to have this on every red wood trip
Me once I got ark on PC: so I know I did some bad stuff in my life but........