Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Let me tell you a story... so this one time I was sitting there taming a bee.. sticking purple flowers up her a**, just minding my own business... next thing you know I heard in the background you got knocked the f**k out and I'm like huh? I started seeing yellow and a Dino circling around me, I begged for help from the creature.. he killed me and I lost everything... f**king micro p*enis should've been their names.,,
More Microraptor Funny Tips
I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...
Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchin’ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, should’ve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasn’t the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvötes, it’s been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!