Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
Let me tell you a story... so this one time I was sitting there taming a bee.. sticking purple flowers up her a**, just minding my own business... next thing you know I heard in the background you got knocked the f**k out and I'm like huh? I started seeing yellow and a Dino circling around me, I begged for help from the creature.. he killed me and I lost everything... f**king micro p*enis should've been their names.,,
More Microraptor Funny Tips
Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.
I found one trying to kill a parasaur, its like a chicken following a car XD
Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.
This is what you get for giving compy's wings
I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...
Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchinโ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, shouldโve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasnโt the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvรถtes, itโs been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!
Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchinโ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, shouldโve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasnโt the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvรถtes, itโs been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!
Noobs: Well Iโve read lots of dinosaur books this is an archae
Microraptor: Another one for my collection
Noob: yup definitely an archae
Microraptor: yeet
Microraptor: Another one for my collection
Noob: yup definitely an archae
Microraptor: yeet
This is micro...this is a raptor...uuggh microraptor!
Everybody gansta till the pain on the but walks in
I was chilling on my argentavis when i hear John Cenaโs theme song...
He protecc
And he attac
But most importantly...
HE KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR TAMEโS BACC
And he attac
But most importantly...
HE KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR TAMEโS BACC
