Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

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Me:*riding on raptor*
Micro:FWOOSH*circles you*
Me:*Shoots self*
Wolf:*Also shoots self*
(I need help xD)
Me:*riding on raptor*
Micro:FWOOSH*circles you*
Me:*Shoots self*
Wolf:*Also shoots self*
(I need help xD)
More Microraptor Funny Tips
Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
Foot kicc attacc
He attacc
But most importantly
Foot kicc attacc
Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.
Everybody gansta till the pain on the but walks in
Noobs: Well Iβve read lots of dinosaur books this is an archae
Microraptor: Another one for my collection
Noob: yup definitely an archae
Microraptor: yeet
Microraptor: Another one for my collection
Noob: yup definitely an archae
Microraptor: yeet
This is what you get for giving compy's wings
I hate these things they always stun me
I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...
Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchinβ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, shouldβve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasnβt the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvΓΆtes, itβs been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!
Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchinβ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, shouldβve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasnβt the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvΓΆtes, itβs been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!
Nerf me? The devs sent me to nerf you!
This is micro...this is a raptor...uuggh microraptor!