How to defeat a microraptor bring a thousand gigas and a thousand titanosaurs

Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.

Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.

This is what you get for giving compy's wings

I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...

Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchin’ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, should’ve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasn’t the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvötes, it’s been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!

I was chilling on my argentavis when i hear John Cena’s theme song...

The end result of a compy And dimorphodon fan fiction story

This is micro...this is a raptor...uuggh microraptor!

He protecc

And he attac

But most importantly...

HE KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR TAME’S BACC

STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT MICRORAPTORS YOU CAN PUT THEM IN A MICROWAVE