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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
There was this noob called Mr Fish. He was such a noob. He tried to rek my base three times and I killed him by staring at him. What a nooob.
More Microraptor Funny Tips
Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.
Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.
This is what you get for giving compy's wings
I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...
Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchinโ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, shouldโve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasnโt the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvรถtes, itโs been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!
This is micro...this is a raptor...uuggh microraptor!
I was chilling on my argentavis when i hear John Cenaโs theme song...
He protecc
And he attac
But most importantly...
HE KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR TAMEโS BACC
The end result of a compy And dimorphodon fan fiction story
Nerf me? The devs sent me to nerf you!
Nerf me? The devs sent me to nerf you!