So there's a pretty funny bug right now in ASA where they don't scale to match your character's size like other shoulder pets.

So right now I have the smallest character model possible with a microraptor that's bigger than my character on my shoulder.

Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.

Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.

If Dwayne Johnson was a raptor, this would be Danny davito

This is what you get for giving compy's wings

I fell like these things are going to just hunt me down and pop out of the middle of nowhere. I adding something good and these things just kill me out of nowhere.

I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...

Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchin’ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, should’ve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasn’t the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvötes, it’s been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!

I was chilling on my argentavis when i hear John Cena’s theme song...

Roses are red violence are blue what do you know that it’s charging to you the roses have wilted and the violence are dying do you know you are off your mouth and dying

Well it’s unpassive

The end result of a compy And dimorphodon fan fiction story